You’ve caught the bug that’s been going around the office. Curse Maureen from accounting for sneezing on you. There is a silver lining however; you finally have a good reason to us your Soft Kitty snuggler. Maybe you can even get the hot blonde from next door to put vaporub on your chest. Remind her to rub counterclockwise or the chest hair mats. When Bill’s sick not only does his mom sing him soft kitty, she also makes spaghetti with hotdogs cut up in it.